Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far

What's the funniest thing you've seen in Fable 2 so far? I mean things like what citizens say, books, load screen messages, etc. Just post the one that Tickled your funny bone the most.

For me, it'd have to be when I was going to the Crucible and the load message said,

"At about the same time as the great hero had destroyed Jack of Blades, the Guildmaster at the time was found murdered in his room. It is said that the words, "Your will power is low." were etched into his head."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I am good and pure. So people always give compliments about what a great citizen I am. And I was married but then I turned safety off and my co-op buddy killed my husband in Bowerstone Market. It's the only townsperson ever killed in my game. Apparently, the blame is on me. So people started calling me a murderer. So after this happened one of the guards said something like "I've got my eye on you. You're a murderer!" and then immediately after that he said, "You're an outstanding citizen! We need more people in this town like you!". haha. Obviously they were automatic comments for seperate things but they sounded hilarious together.

i guess the angry fanboys in those times got their revenge on the guildmaster lol

Your Health is Low- potion and food shop

i was having sex and my wife said right at the end: "oh you just cast fireball into me"

and i was like ....what?

man theres alot of references to fable 1 lol

one of the load screens said "YOu ever wonder that in a place with so many carriages we never see any manure on the road" -Overheard from an albion citizen

and another was a guard talking to me he said "if i wasn't doin me job i'd have to kick you out of here but me job requires me to watch these carts so run off mr. lucky!" lol (it was cause im so evil and corrupt)

funniest thing? I HAD SATANIC LILY'S CHILD!

Chatbox Moderator Number of posts : 132 Age : 42 Registration date : 2008-09-30

My wife (spoilertastic!) is a sex fiend but her AI doesn't allow us to have sex in the Cemetery Mansion. She WILL NOT notice the hallway leading up to the bedroom. (Btw this house is on her list as a fave place)

Maybe its because..

Spoiler:

So i moved into a cheap place and had a child with her...actually Mediaflare made her have sex with me after i had just had sex. (See, shes an addict.) And THAT resulted in a baby girl.

I then moved back into the Cemetery Mansion and i couldn't find the baby. I heard her crying tho, I thought she was going to haunt the house. So i walk outside and come back in..and then i notice..

Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far Fp1b9x

Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far Fp1b9x

My wife is taking care of the baby..IN THE FLOOR! confused

There is no room here!

My wife isn't stuck, she just goes there to take care of the baby. I think i need a new house. :crazy:

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when me and my wife were having sex, she said...
"WOW what a big muscle you have."
and telling me that my beard tickles..
HAHA

Pie Master Number of posts : 222 Age : 31 Registration date : 2008-09-27

My dog got glitched in the wall.

Fluffy and I went in a demon door together and the level fell apart into a blue background with a moon lol

if you play co-op and one person "vaults" or "dives" somewhere, AND DOESN'T MOVE, then the second person dives or vaults, you can stand ontop of water or in the air

Ok two things,

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Mine was probably when i made my dog piss on my little girl lol

A little boy in Oakfeild said "Mum I think boys are pretty."

said by a little boy
"i can use the will WATCH! im'ma cast slow time lvl 5! [said lreally slow] nooooooowwww yoooouuuu caaaaannnnt hiiiiittttt mmeeeeeeeee!"

My son constantly bragged, "Some of my friends only eat once a week... But not meee!".

I've gotta say it was either making my dog go around pissing on people, giving my baby girl the finger, or having a villager who loved me say "Ooh, now that's what a hero should look like" when I was wearing a chicken suit.

DarkPhoenix142 wrote:: What's the funniest thing you've seen in Fable 2 so far? I mean things like what citizens say, books, load screen messages, etc. Just post the one that Tickled your funny bone the most.

For me, it'd have to be when I was going to the Crucible and the load message said,

"At about the same time as the great hero had destroyed Jack of Blades, the Guildmaster at the time was found murdered in his room. It is said that the words, "Your will power is low." were etched into his head."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've gotten that same one.
But wasn't it "your health is low", not your will power?
After all his "health" was "low" when he was found dead.

Rakshasa 23 wrote:

DarkPhoenix142 wrote:: What's the funniest thing you've seen in Fable 2 so far? I mean things like what citizens say, books, load screen messages, etc. Just post the one that Tickled your funny bone the most.

For me, it'd have to be when I was going to the Crucible and the load message said,

"At about the same time as the great hero had destroyed Jack of Blades, the Guildmaster at the time was found murdered in his room. It is said that the words, "Your will power is low." were etched into his head."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've gotten that same one.
But wasn't it "your health is low", not your will power?
After all his "health" was "low" when he was found dead.

"YOUR HEALTH IS LOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS? OR FOOD?"

"YOUR WILL POWER IS LOW... USE A WILL POTION"

ACK

my funiest moment in the game was when i killed my friends wife we took her to the dock in ockfield and i aimed at her head BOOM head comes off :rofl:

their are so many... the one that comes clearly to my mind though was i shot a hobbe in the head and a group of twenty hobbes behind it started panicking and running around and they all jumped of a cliff to get away from me. I guess death was even more iminant when faceing me lol.

OTN Jackal wrote:: their are so many... the one that comes clearly to my mind though was i shot a hobbe in the head and a group of twenty hobbes behind it started panicking and running around and they all jumped of a cliff to get away from me. I guess death was even more iminant when faceing me lol.

i like when they crash into trees and kill themselves haha

I was playing with my friend and he slapped my baby and love points came up

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