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+9xRisingWrathx ostalavista Voro27 ONE UP YOURS 2 Jared Legend benjamin90 uk paradox KhaoticWarri0r Fluffy92291 13 posters |
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Fluffy92291
Pie Master
 Number of posts : 404
Age : 33
Location : West Carrollton, OH
Registration date : 2008-09-15
| Subject: Things you can learn from video games...  Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:27 am | |
| 1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
2.If it moves, DESTROY IT!
3.Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
4.One loan "Good Guy" can defeat an infinate number of "Bad Guys"
5.Make sure 2 to eat all food lying on the ground.
6.You can break things and get away with it.
7.You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
8.If someone Dies, they disappear.
9.If you get mad enough , you can fight better.
10.You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
11.You can operate all weapons without training.
12.No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
13.Death is reversible (only for you!)
14.Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
15.Whenever big fat guys are about to die they blink red and yellow.
16.You never run out of ammo, only grenades.
17.All women wear reveling clothes and have great bodies.
18.Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
19.Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new one will appear in its place
20.A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem. | |
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KhaoticWarri0r
Arrowdodger
Number of posts : 674
Age : 30
Location : Bay Area
Registration date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:45 am | |
| Good point. I wish I read past the first 5. =P | |
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uk paradox
Chicken Chaser
Number of posts : 75
Age : 44
Registration date : 2008-09-18
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:30 pm | |
| you forgot one. 21- T-bagging in real life is socially unaceptable. apparently*  *wish i'd have known this one before T-bagging my elderly neighbour when he slipped in the snow** **this is clearly a lie, i'm just a little bored right now lol | |
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benjamin90
Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 80
Age : 34
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2008-09-17
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:56 pm | |
| Haha have you guys read those forums on xbox.com, where its like 'when you know you play the game too much when......' and they list random shit that would just look weird in public but you could see ur self doing it! | |
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Jared Legend
Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 283
Age : 34
Registration date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:49 pm | |
| Here is a good one..
people who take their game way to seriously and then gets banned from xbox | |
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ONE UP YOURS 2
Pie Master
Number of posts : 460
Age : 31
Location : M.D. Baltimore
Registration date : 2008-09-17
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:53 pm | |
| Never leave yourxbox without a game inside of it | |
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Voro27
Pie Master
Number of posts : 405
Age : 31
Location : Colorado
Registration date : 2008-09-21
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:38 pm | |
| Bullets dont kill people (from COD 4 and halo 3) | |
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ostalavista
Chicken Chaser
Number of posts : 121
Age : 31
Location : Pennsylvania, hellz yeah.
Registration date : 2008-09-27
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:14 pm | |
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xRisingWrathx
Arrowdodger
Number of posts : 814
Age : 34
Location : NYC
Registration date : 2008-09-24
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:46 pm | |
| Very good list. We need to put more. | |
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An Ironbaby
Pie Master
Number of posts : 477
Age : 34
Location : Fort Mitchell, KY
Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:30 pm | |
| The list continued...
22. If you happen to kill someone, you can hide behind a dumpster for 30 seconds and everything will be okay (GTA)
23. If you keep betting in Spinnerbox, eventually you will win. (pub games)
24. Money doesn't grow on trees, bad guys drop it. (many)
25. If you are in the middle of a fight you can convieniently tell everyone to pause while you go pee. (any)
26. You can survive falls that are equal to a space jump (metroid prime 1,2&3)
27. Upgrades for your weapons are located conveniently along your path and all fit appropriately onto your weapon by stepping on them. (many)
28. Everyone's name is spelled with a 420 or other numbers somewhere in it (XBL)
29. All wounds can be healed with health potions which work instantly. (many)
30. Sleep is not required, ever.
Last edited by An Ironbaby on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 am; edited 1 time in total | |
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Voro27
Pie Master
Number of posts : 405
Age : 31
Location : Colorado
Registration date : 2008-09-21
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:37 pm | |
| people are only able to say 3 lines | |
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An Ironbaby
Pie Master
Number of posts : 477
Age : 34
Location : Fort Mitchell, KY
Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:41 pm | |
| You can pick how hard your enemys are to kill.
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Voro27
Pie Master
Number of posts : 405
Age : 31
Location : Colorado
Registration date : 2008-09-21
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:04 pm | |
| if a car flips over it will explode | |
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mediaflare
Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128
Age : 35
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:51 pm | |
| money rotates and floats in midair, but you are the only person to seem to care
also, i feel it's important:
#1 rule of anime: Girls hit harder than the villain | |
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Voro27
Pie Master
Number of posts : 405
Age : 31
Location : Colorado
Registration date : 2008-09-21
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:53 pm | |
| you can press a button you are invincible | |
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mediaflare
Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128
Age : 35
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:03 pm | |
| if you hit someone enough your next punch could destoy worlds | |
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An Ironbaby
Pie Master
Number of posts : 477
Age : 34
Location : Fort Mitchell, KY
Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:49 pm | |
| Occasionally you may notice yourself transforming, but no one else seems to care you've become a giant Seaman so you go with it (Bioshock)
Things you need to find are usually illuminated with a strange alien aura, but again, no one seems to care (many)
If you are lost on the road a potato on a cloud will descend and tell you you're going the Wrong Way (mario kart)
Eating mushrooms makes anything possible (super mario)
No matter how many times you save someone they always get captured by the same villain again as soon as you go on another adventure (mario)
Ho's are easy to come by and you can marry someone after talking to them for 10 seconds or less (fable)
Any enemy can be conquered with arrows, a sword, or a hookshot (Legend of Zelda)
Last edited by An Ironbaby on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:05 am; edited 1 time in total | |
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Voro27
Pie Master
Number of posts : 405
Age : 31
Location : Colorado
Registration date : 2008-09-21
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:52 pm | |
| if you jump in water you die (GTA Vice city) | |
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An Ironbaby
Pie Master
Number of posts : 477
Age : 34
Location : Fort Mitchell, KY
Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:04 am | |
| With a crowbar in hand, anything is possible (half-life) | |
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mediaflare
Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128
Age : 35
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 am | |
| people like to leave bullets and spare guns lying in the alleys of every street | |
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An Ironbaby
Pie Master
Number of posts : 477
Age : 34
Location : Fort Mitchell, KY
Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:11 am | |
| There's no such thing as innocent until proven guilty | |
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xRisingWrathx
Arrowdodger
Number of posts : 814
Age : 34
Location : NYC
Registration date : 2008-09-24
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:13 am | |
| You can jump out of a helicopter 50,000 ft int he air and land on the floor and wake up outside of the hospital with your clothes on. | |
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PATTY0622
Arrowdodger
 Number of posts : 568
Age : 38
Location : CA,US
Registration date : 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:27 am | |
| - xRisingWrathx wrote:
- You can jump out of a helicopter 50,000 ft int he air and land on the floor and wake up outside of the hospital with your clothes on.
right !! LOL | |
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mediaflare
Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128
Age : 35
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:18 pm | |
| while you walk around in your own eyelids you can see your health, a radar, and ammo count, but never a common sense bar | |
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xRisingWrathx
Arrowdodger
Number of posts : 814
Age : 34
Location : NYC
Registration date : 2008-09-24
| | Subject: Re: Things you can learn from video games... Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:19 pm | |
| - mediaflare wrote:
- while you walk around in your own eyelids you can see your health, a radar, and ammo count, but never a common sense bar
:rofl: | |
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