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PostSubject: Jokes!   Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:55 pm

Got any good ones?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:40 pm

Why Did The Blonde Climb Over The Glass Wall? To See What Was On The Other Side

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''

I hope no one is blonde
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:34 am

Ok so this one is a bit dirty but I tried to censor it a bit.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:42 am

Kaughee wrote:
Ok so this one is a bit dirty but I tried to censor it a bit.

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Haha. All good jokes are dirty. Heres my dirty joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:47 am

KhaoticWarri0r wrote:
Kaughee wrote:
Ok so this one is a bit dirty but I tried to censor it a bit.

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Haha. All good jokes are dirty. Heres my dirty joke.
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LOL hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:33 am

what do you call a bench with white people on it?

the NBA
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:03 am

i have so many good ones, but i'd end up offending you all and/or getting banned lol

plus i think our humour over here in the UK is different to you guys in the states.

but......heres a pretty tame one or two for ya..

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or.....

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if only eh guys? lol
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:48 am

Haha nice jokes. =)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:04 pm

LO>... funny .. Drity Joke = Spoiler !!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:53 pm

i bet some of ya might get mad if i tell (dead) baby jokes so i wont
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:36 am

its clased as a joke but this has also bee rated the most offecive and distastfulkl joke ever and i mean this its no over reaction so if you are not so easly offended you will be by this one and its recomended that its not told in populated zones you have been warnd

so be prepered to be offended and no i didnt make this one

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do i need to say i told you so?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:30 am

Haha nice. That joke isn't very offensive though. I have some really offensive jokes I wouldn't post here... Although, if you want, just tell me too, and I will. =(
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:31 am

ostalavista wrote:
what do you call a bench with white people on it?

the NBA

ahah now thats a good one Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:28 pm

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Why Did The Blonde Climb Over The Glass Wall? To See What Was On The Other Side

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''

I hope no one is blonde
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:41 pm



A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"

"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."

"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."

Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.

The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:13 am

The Uber n00b3r wrote:


A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"

"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."

"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."

Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.

The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"
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makes me angry thinking of the situation :war:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:47 am

Duro NL wrote:
ostalavista wrote:
what do you call a bench with white people on it?

the NBA

ahah now thats a good one Razz



I demand a spoiler on that one actually Its freaking raciest!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:48 am

jking about my last post
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:51 am

I don't hear jokes so I'll make one up. hope its good



How Many Hobbes does it take to kill Master-Chief?

................................None Microsoft can't afford The rights to "Hobbes".
Ok it sucks but hell i tryed.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:08 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:55 pm

Trisket89 wrote:
I don't hear jokes so I'll make one up. hope its good



How Many Hobbes does it take to kill Master-Chief?

................................None Microsoft can't afford The rights to "Hobbes".
Ok it sucks but hell i tryed.
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