Number of posts : 13 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-09
Subject: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:19 pm
I need some help on a video I'm making for one of my classes. The list is titled:
"Top 10 ways to kill a rabid rabbit"
So yea that's pretty much it, I need your help. If you can, just list an idea or two that come to mind. Oh, and this is not a serious thing so you can make it as outragiously unrealistic as you can. I want to make it funny.
Ranyk Chicken Chaser
Number of posts : 147 Age : 37 Location : Minnesota Registration date : 2008-09-29
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:58 pm
pizza cutter alien air strike shoot it out of a Rock-It Launcher put it on a pirate ship (it'll be a bloodbath!)
jCHASEmc Pie Master
Number of posts : 178 Age : 36 Location : United States... Georgia Registration date : 2008-09-28
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:08 am
Arther and his knights.
mediaflare Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Registration date : 2008-09-29
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:12 pm
feed it laxatives, then duct tape it's arse tie it infront of a loud amplifier, then play a guitar badly, while the rabbit is slowly burned put it in a meat grinder strap one paw to a circut, and then turn on the power from two car batteries pour kerosene on it, light it aflame, then release it in a large pen of other rabbits
Jackal Chicken Chaser
Number of posts : 13 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-09
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:38 pm
mediaflare wrote:
feed it laxatives, then duct tape it's arse tie it infront of a loud amplifier, then play a guitar badly, while the rabbit is slowly burned put it in a meat grinder strap one paw to a circut, and then turn on the power from two car batteries pour kerosene on it, light it aflame, then release it in a large pen of other rabbits
Dude, that's great but it sounds like you need some psychiatric help.
mediaflare Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Registration date : 2008-09-29
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:55 pm
Jackal wrote:
mediaflare wrote:
feed it laxatives, then duct tape it's arse tie it infront of a loud amplifier, then play a guitar badly, while the rabbit is slowly burned put it in a meat grinder strap one paw to a circut, and then turn on the power from two car batteries pour kerosene on it, light it aflame, then release it in a large pen of other rabbits
Dude, that's great but it sounds like you need some psychiatric help.
lol well /b/ helps, but i do kinda used to have a psych problem, i still do but apparently the military finds it under a short list of 'positive mental disorders' i can improvise every situation, also considered "magyverisms"
DarkTwin DX Forum Moderator
Number of posts : 323 Age : 34 Location : AB, Canada Registration date : 2008-09-18
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:26 am
If you have a rabbit nest try to find all of the holes that they use, then fill all of the holes but two with expanding foam, partially cover one of the holes and drop a smoke bomb or other gas producing device to force it out of it's hole have a hunting dog near the open hole and enjoy watching the dog tear that little rabbit to shreds. If a dog is not available simply fill all but one of the holes and use a commercial mole bomb aka cherry bomb. Drop the lit bomb in the hole, cover the hole up and take a few steps back. You won't get to see it but the shock wave will kill the rabbit real quick. Wait wait wait, we don't want it dead quickly do we? What was I thinking? Use the above method with the smoke to get the rabbit out, instead of a dog, trap the rabbit, once you have the rabbit trapped, the fun begins. -Bear trap -Snake Or my personal favorite, cut the rabbit's back feet off (putting them in your keychain as lucky charms of course), this will effectively keep the rabbit from moving too much but keep it alive and allow it to squirm. Now at this juncture you have three difficult options to choose from: 1. Throw it in a tank of hungry piranha, now make sure they haven't been fed all week, we wouldn't want them to ignore the rabbit and let it drown would we? 2. Dissect it while it's still alive, that way you get to see what a beating heart looks like. 3. Place it next to a large hill of fire ants, and watch them eat the squirming rabbit bit by bit. :rofl:
I can't believe I almost forgot this one. The Holy Hand Grenade of course!
mediaflare Alliance Elite
Number of posts : 1128 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Registration date : 2008-09-29
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:45 am
fuck man, hand grenade wins!
Jackal Chicken Chaser
Number of posts : 13 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-09
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:58 am
Holy shit dude, that's fucked up
meafunguy Chicken Chaser
Number of posts : 30 Age : 26 Location : LA California Registration date : 2008-10-09
Subject: Re: Ways to kill a rabid rabbit Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:16 pm
teach one that he must lead the rabbits in an uprising against the humans. they all die after you inform the military about this so they nuke the hole where every rabbit in the world is meeting to decide how they will attack. WARNING bunnies who survive will become either super bunnies or zombie bunnies. either way keep a shotgun near you at all times.