Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far

JACK0L0PE wrote:

I was playing with my friend and he slapped my baby and love points came up

baby loves a little hurt

lol one of my group members started beating the crap outa my wife and attractive points came :bruise:
It hurt hearing her flirt with him so he got booted and the family allowance took a hit :rofl:

aahahahahhahaha

mine was

some guy was being a plain jerk in gears of war 1 yesterday so i planned revenge i asked if he was getting fable 2 he said that he was so i added him as a freind so we could coop little did he know that i was gonna murder his whole town in one coop game mwahahahahah dont take my chainsaw kills lol

so yea i joined his game and i told him to press down on the dpad (safety button lol) he was new to fable 2 so i instantly set to killing bowerstone on him... guards littered the floor, doors were smashed, parents were hanging out of the bedroom windows and little kids were running around the place... so yea i then shout dont take my kills and he trys to boot me but forgot how so i left and i earned expierience and money so yea im a evil bastard sometimes

ShadowMonkey987 wrote:

aahahahahhahaha

mine was

some guy was being a plain jerk in gears of war 1 yesterday so i planned revenge i asked if he was getting fable 2 he said that he was so i added him as a freind so we could coop little did he know that i was gonna murder his whole town in one coop game mwahahahahah dont take my chainsaw kills lol

so yea i joined his game and i told him to press down on the dpad (safety button lol) he was new to fable 2 so i instantly set to killing bowerstone on him... guards littered the floor, doors were smashed, parents were hanging out of the bedroom windows and little kids were running around the place... so yea i then shout dont take my kills and he trys to boot me but forgot how so i left and i earned expierience and money so yea im a evil bastard sometimes

Awesome. :war:

I am an attractive man in game and a man said to me "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?" Really made me LoL.

Running into people kind of makes me giggle too.

And hitting on other people in front of the wife is a good way to be put in the dog house.

Haha, in my game I'm good and apparently very atrractive, the meter says I'm all the way attractive, so i bought stupid clothes from a trader for some reason and put them on, and the guy was like "You're supposed to be a sex symbol!" :rofl: