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PostSubject: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:35 pm

What's the funniest thing you've seen in Fable 2 so far? I mean things like what citizens say, books, load screen messages, etc. Just post the one that Tickled your funny bone the most.

For me, it'd have to be when I was going to the Crucible and the load message said,

"At about the same time as the great hero had destroyed Jack of Blades, the Guildmaster at the time was found murdered in his room. It is said that the words, "Your will power is low." were etched into his head."

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:41 pm

I am good and pure. So people always give compliments about what a great citizen I am. And I was married but then I turned safety off and my co-op buddy killed my husband in Bowerstone Market. It's the only townsperson ever killed in my game. Apparently, the blame is on me. So people started calling me a murderer. So after this happened one of the guards said something like "I've got my eye on you. You're a murderer!" and then immediately after that he said, "You're an outstanding citizen! We need more people in this town like you!". haha. Obviously they were automatic comments for seperate things but they sounded hilarious together.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:44 pm

i guess the angry fanboys in those times got their revenge on the guildmaster lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:47 pm

Your Health is Low- potion and food shop
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:51 pm

i was having sex and my wife said right at the end: "oh you just cast fireball into me"

and i was like ....what?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:10 pm

man theres alot of references to fable 1 lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:43 pm

one of the load screens said "YOu ever wonder that in a place with so many carriages we never see any manure on the road" -Overheard from an albion citizen

and another was a guard talking to me he said "if i wasn't doin me job i'd have to kick you out of here but me job requires me to watch these carts so run off mr. lucky!" lol (it was cause im so evil and corrupt)
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:11 pm

funniest thing? I HAD SATANIC LILY'S CHILD!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:46 pm

My wife (spoilertastic!) is a sex fiend but her AI doesn't allow us to have sex in the Cemetery Mansion. She WILL NOT notice the hallway leading up to the bedroom. (Btw this house is on her list as a fave place)

Maybe its because..

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So i moved into a cheap place and had a child with her...actually Mediaflare made her have sex with me after i had just had sex. (See, shes an addict.) And THAT resulted in a baby girl.

I then moved back into the Cemetery Mansion and i couldn't find the baby. I heard her crying tho, I thought she was going to haunt the house. So i walk outside and come back in..and then i notice..



My wife is taking care of the baby..IN THE FLOOR! confused

There is no room here!

My wife isn't stuck, she just goes there to take care of the baby. I think i need a new house. :crazy:
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:56 pm

when me and my wife were having sex, she said...
"WOW what a big muscle you have."
and telling me that my beard tickles..
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:04 am

My dog got glitched in the wall.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:20 am

Fluffy and I went in a demon door together and the level fell apart into a blue background with a moon lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:14 am

if you play co-op and one person "vaults" or "dives" somewhere, AND DOESN'T MOVE, then the second person dives or vaults, you can stand ontop of water or in the air
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:14 am

Ok two things,
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:30 am

Mine was probably when i made my dog piss on my little girl lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:02 am

A little boy in Oakfeild said "Mum I think boys are pretty."
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:25 am

said by a little boy
"i can use the will WATCH! im'ma cast slow time lvl 5! [said lreally slow] nooooooowwww yoooouuuu caaaaannnnt hiiiiittttt mmeeeeeeeee!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:32 pm

My son constantly bragged, "Some of my friends only eat once a week... But not meee!".

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:39 am

I've gotta say it was either making my dog go around pissing on people, giving my baby girl the finger, or having a villager who loved me say "Ooh, now that's what a hero should look like" when I was wearing a chicken suit.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:48 am

DarkPhoenix142 wrote:
What's the funniest thing you've seen in Fable 2 so far? I mean things like what citizens say, books, load screen messages, etc. Just post the one that Tickled your funny bone the most.

For me, it'd have to be when I was going to the Crucible and the load message said,

"At about the same time as the great hero had destroyed Jack of Blades, the Guildmaster at the time was found murdered in his room. It is said that the words, "Your will power is low." were etched into his head."

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I've gotten that same one.
But wasn't it "your health is low", not your will power?
After all his "health" was "low" when he was found dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:10 am

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DarkPhoenix142 wrote:
What's the funniest thing you've seen in Fable 2 so far? I mean things like what citizens say, books, load screen messages, etc. Just post the one that Tickled your funny bone the most.

For me, it'd have to be when I was going to the Crucible and the load message said,

"At about the same time as the great hero had destroyed Jack of Blades, the Guildmaster at the time was found murdered in his room. It is said that the words, "Your will power is low." were etched into his head."

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I've gotten that same one.
But wasn't it "your health is low", not your will power?
After all his "health" was "low" when he was found dead.

"YOUR HEALTH IS LOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS? OR FOOD?"

"YOUR WILL POWER IS LOW... USE A WILL POTION"


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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:00 pm

my funiest moment in the game was when i killed my friends wife we took her to the dock in ockfield and i aimed at her head BOOM head comes off 🤣
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:58 pm

their are so many... the one that comes clearly to my mind though was i shot a hobbe in the head and a group of twenty hobbes behind it started panicking and running around and they all jumped of a cliff to get away from me. I guess death was even more iminant when faceing me lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:57 pm

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their are so many... the one that comes clearly to my mind though was i shot a hobbe in the head and a group of twenty hobbes behind it started panicking and running around and they all jumped of a cliff to get away from me. I guess death was even more iminant when faceing me lol.

i like when they crash into trees and kill themselves haha
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest thing you've Seen, heard, read, etc in Fable 2 so far   Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:08 pm

I was playing with my friend and he slapped my baby and love points came up
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